Thursday, March 01, 2007

They Sit Side by Side in the Cantinas, Talk to Senoritas and Drink Warm Beer


The Refreshments - Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy

Like most accused pretentious music critics, I have that one band that no one has heard of and then get all uppity whenever someone has the audacity to say they have never heard of said band. For me it is The Refreshments. (Wait, you’ve never heard of The Refreshments? Loser.) The band had a modest hit, Banditos, back in the mid-nineties off the greatest drinking album ever Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy which is appropriately being inducted into the Scooter Hall of Fame during the month with the greatest drinking day of the year, St. Patrick’s Day.

Banditos is definitely the centerpiece on the album, but Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy has plenty of other catchy, south of the border tunes to fill the album out starting with the driving rocker Blue Collar Suicide. Every southern rock trick are scattered throughout the album and the boys even break out a mariachi band feel on Mexico. Even when the band slows down, it doesn’t miss a step like on Mekong which should be required to be on every jukebox in a down on your luck bar.

As great as the music is, it is the quotable lyrics that push the album into legendary status, some of which I still use frequently to this day. In fact, just the other day when someone tried to defend watching Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader by saying a lot of people watched it, I shot back, “as a wise man once said, ‘Everybody knows the world is full of stupid people.’” And you have to give it up to singer Roger Clyne who can turn clichéd lines like, “What’s girl like you doing in a place like this?” which are scattered throughout the album, into something cool.

With all the tongue in cheek, and songs about beer and woman fun, The Refreshment cap the album with stellar Nada where they show off the serious rock side. The epic song is a great ending to the album which will make you reach for the repeat button. Unless of course you are going to switch the album out for the follow up, The Bottle and the Horse, a potential SHoF’er in its own right. Unfortunately these are the only two albums the band made before breaking up, but if these two albums leave you wanting more, be sure to check out former singer’s latest band, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers.

In a side note to the band, I had the pleasure of seeing the band live when a buddy of mine drug me to one of those radio sponsored all day festivals to see No Doubt. The Refreshments were on the second stage and even though it was two years after the legendary Green Day mud fight at Woodstock ’94 goof balls were still digging up the turf after a long rain to pelt the bands and some moron actually knocked out the lead singer’s mike during Banditos without the dude even knowing so here’s the dude singing along even though no one could hear him. Aw, the good ol’ days when hooliganism was socially acceptable.



4 comments:

  1. wow, someone else shares my love for the refreshments and Roger Clyne. Not only do I have both of the Refreshments' albums, but I also have everything Clyne did solo as well as with the Peacemakers. Seen them live five times.

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  2. The Refreshments definately didn't get the exposure they deserved as there two albums were the rare case where you had two albums in a row where you don't need to skip any tracks.

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  3. hello¡
    I 've seen your profile when i was lookin for the refreshments photos's and i have seen we have bands music in common like U2,public enemy,jimmy hendrix, etc...to take by surprise i like to listen them aomg another groups...i like combination rock,jazz,blues...etc
    so nice to know there are people like you, with musical culture and who do not hear rubbish.

    bye bye


    gema

    nevada1908@hotmail.com

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  4. Gema: I am also glad to see other music fans like you. One of the reason I write is to give a little extra love to people that are not the radio darlings that record companies pay to play.

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