For better or worse 2009 was the year of Lady Gaga. Okay it is mostly the later because she is everything wrong with music today promoting style over substance. Lady Gaga is just Marilyn Manson with a sunnier disposition and much more hype (and a lot of hype it was, keep in mind even though people consider Lady Gaga the artist of 2009, Susan Boyle sold more albums in one month then Lady Gaga did in over a year). But with all the horrible music she put out this year, 2009 was so abundant of ear-splitting music, she only managed two of worst forty twice and couldn’t even crack the top ten. Here are the thirty-eight other songs besides the white noise Lady Gaga dispensed songs from the past twelve months that I would live a better life if I never hear again.
1. If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears
2. Kiss Me Thru the Phon - Soulja Boy Tell ‘em featuring Sammy
3. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
4. I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here Rap - Spencer Pratt
5. You're a Jerk - New Boyz
6. Right Now (Na Na Na) - Akon
7. Birthday Sex - Jeremih
8. All the Above - Maino featuring T-Pain
9. Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy Tell ‘em
10. Stanky Legg - GS Boyz
11. LoveGame - Lady Gaga
12. Replay - Iyaz
13. Sugar - Flo Rider featuring Wynter
14. Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
15. Fresh out the Oven - Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull
16. Dead and Gone - T.I. featuring Justin Timberlake
17. Take Your Shirt Off - T-Pain
18. I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
19. Radar - Britney Spears
20. Right Round - Flo Rider
21. Shots - LMFAO and Lil' John
22. Hoedown Throwdown - Miley Cyrus
23. Whatcha Say - Jason Derula
24. Just Dance - Lady Gaga featuring Colby O’Donis
25. Love Sex Magic - Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake
26. I Hate This Part - Pussycat Dolls
27. Obsessed - Mariah Carey
28. Battlefield - Jordin Sparks
29. 3 - Britney Spears
30. Diva - Beyoncé
31. Beautiful - Akon featuring Colby O’Donis and Kardinal Offishial
32. Hush Hush; Hush Hush - The Pussycat Dolls
33. Hotel Room Service - Pitbull
34. Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
35. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull
36. S.O.S. (Let the Music Play) - Jordin Sparks
37. Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
38. Circus - Britney Spears
39. No Surprise - Daughtry
40. Prom Queen – Lil’ Wayne